Hi I'm Stuart and this is my blog.
Wow - that was exciting wasn't it. I bet you're wondering how someone with that much wit took so long to get online and start sharing it.
Hmmm. This is going to be a bit of a pointless exercise. I mean, who wants to read about someone else's life that they've never even met? Oh hang on, I've just remembered how popular reality TV is.
Of course.